Ramune is thicker than water

nakedly:

you are not fat
you have fat 
you also have fingernails 
you are not fingernail 

davediddlystrider:

thepatientlywaitingfox:


she-wants-the-eod:

highball2814:

reverendrevenant:

I could have used this information over the last 29 years of my god damn life

My mom taught me to pack like this and she gets mad when I come to visit and sees that I don’t use it.

I need to remember this for uniforms.

Oh my god, I am learning this ASAP. HOW DID I NOT KNOW OF THIS BEFORE?!


But guys, conventions though

davediddlystrider:

thepatientlywaitingfox:

she-wants-the-eod:

highball2814:

reverendrevenant:

I could have used this information over the last 29 years of my god damn life

My mom taught me to pack like this and she gets mad when I come to visit and sees that I don’t use it.

I need to remember this for uniforms.

Oh my god, I am learning this ASAP. HOW DID I NOT KNOW OF THIS BEFORE?!

But guys, conventions though

thetrekkiehasthephonebox:

jezuskrisztus:

I can 300% relate to this 

THEIR NOSES GET COLD AND CATS ARE SO CUTE

topgearmag:

Jeremy and the Pagani  Hu…  Hu… in Huuuugh… Huayra.

http://pagani-magazine.com

cyberuser:

cyberuser:

vvankinq:

cyberuser:

what do you call a message sent by a girl?

*sighs* what

a feMAIL

i got 7 messages saying this joke is offensive & that i’m the reason feminism exists

ghostsfacer:

ghostsfacer:

what if people got a new name every birthday

what if the name represented how old you were, like every 11 year old was named Josh

"I had my first kiss when I was Greg"

this wasn’t supposed to get notes

thenames-hiccup:

yo mama jokes don’t work very well here

skindeeptales:

Pete the Thief

skindeeptales:

Pete the Thief

topgear:

mirkwoodrave:

you know when things get serious on a Top Gear special because you hear the words

"we decided to modify our cars a bit"

whiteblackjesus:

internetexplorers:

when children do things and u just wanna murder them

like be children

jpgay:

*turns into a tree to avoid responsibilities*

horticulturalcephalopod:

bullshitcockroach:

horticulturalcephalopod:

bullshitcockroach:

horticulturalcephalopod:

ugh australia is home to like so many creepy birds 

hunts u down on the back of a cassowary

I JUST GOOGLED THIS WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

image

is it like an australian turkey??? can you eat it?? why does its beak open so wide??? ITS NECK SKIN IS SO GROSS???

theyre like 6ft tall you dont eat them you run from them in terror

WHAT THE FUCK AUSTRALIA