you are not fat
you have fat
you also have fingernails
you are not fingernail
I could have used this information over the last 29 years of my god damn life
My mom taught me to pack like this and she gets mad when I come to visit and sees that I don’t use it.
I need to remember this for uniforms.
Oh my god, I am learning this ASAP. HOW DID I NOT KNOW OF THIS BEFORE?!
But guys, conventions though
I can 300% relate to this
THEIR NOSES GET COLD AND CATS ARE SO CUTE
what do you call a message sent by a girl?
i got 7 messages saying this joke is offensive & that i’m the reason feminism exists
what if people got a new name every birthday
what if the name represented how old you were, like every 11 year old was named Josh
"I had my first kiss when I was Greg"
this wasn’t supposed to get notes
yo mama jokes don’t work very well here
Of all the SnK-themed corporate advertising campaigns, this collaboration between MyNaviBaito and SnK may be the best one yet.
Pete the Thief
you know when things get serious on a Top Gear special because you hear the words
"we decided to modify our cars a bit"
when children do things and u just wanna murder them
like be children
*turns into a tree to avoid responsibilities*
ugh australia is home to like so many creepy birds
hunts u down on the back of a cassowary
I JUST GOOGLED THIS WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
is it like an australian turkey??? can you eat it?? why does its beak open so wide??? ITS NECK SKIN IS SO GROSS???
theyre like 6ft tall you dont eat them you run from them in terror
WHAT THE FUCK AUSTRALIA